So I wrote this on facebook early this morning becaues I was bored out of my mind. It started to catch on so now I'm putting it on blogspot. I hope you like it.
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So now that the election's over and Obama has won and everything is winding down....
*the airport*
McCain: Well, Sarah. It was nice campaigning with you.
Sarah: You too. Thank you for giving me a chance
McCain: Yeah, yeah. Get on the plane
*McCain walks to the car*
*in the car*
Cindy: Don't you think you were being a little harsh to Sarah?
McCain: No.
*Alaska*
*as Palin gets off the plane she is greeted by Russians holding signs saying, "Welcome back Sarah Palin" and "Nice Try" and "When's the baby shower?"*
Sarah: What the sam hill are ya'll doin' over here! Get BACK to Russia!! >:(
Russians: *puppy dog sad face*
Sarah: *takes out her gun* 5...4....3...
Russians: *scatter**Sarah's phone rings ~ringtone: "Redneck Woman"~*
Sarah: What
McCain: Hey I forgot to tell you, almost everytime I've been on stage with you I've checked you out.
Sarah: Ew
McCain: Nice a**
Sarah: *hang up*
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*Cynthia McKinley's Party*
McKinley: Well, we loss
Rosa Clemente: Yup
McKinley: They'll vote for a black man and not for black women. Ain't that somethin'
Clemente: Um...it might have something to do with the fact that your agenda was mainly serving one group. I could be wrong, though.
McKinley: And?! You agreed to be my VP! It's not like you didn't know my agenda!
Clemente: I didn't think you were going to win. I did it for the experience.
McKinley: What the f*ck ever. Hand me that beer.
Clemente: Nope *opens the beer and sips it* You're the designated driver, idiot.
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Ralph Nader: Oh well. I'll just try again in 2012
Random voter: You know what Nader, just stop. Nobody likes you, and you're never going to be president. It's about time you take up something you can win like bridge or bingo.
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Obama: *looks at Michelle* *grins* How's it feel to know you're screwing the most powerful man in America?
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